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Starry background with 12 zodiac signs on circular discs. Text "January 2026 Horoscopes" and website URL. Calm, mystical vibe.

January 2026 Horoscopes (with guest writer Luke)

Your January 2026 Horoscopes are here - and written by a special guest writer, Luke!

Jan 14 min read

Horoscope symbols circle against a starry sky. Text reads "December 2025 Horoscopes" with a website link. Dreamy, cosmic vibe.

Horoscope symbols circle against a starry sky. Text reads "December 2025 Horoscopes" with a website link. Dreamy, cosmic vibe.

December 2025 Horoscopes

Your December 2025 Horoscopes from a sociologist.

Dec 1, 20253 min read

Zodiac symbols on glowing circles with a starry backdrop. Text: "October 2025 Horoscopes" and "www.asheycakes.com".

Zodiac symbols on glowing circles with a starry backdrop. Text: "October 2025 Horoscopes" and "www.asheycakes.com".

October 2025 Horoscopes

Your October 2025 Horoscopes are here from a Social Scientist.

Oct 1, 20253 min read

Astrology theme with zodiac icons on gradient circles under starry sky. "August 2025 Horoscopes" and "www.asheycakes.com" text.

Astrology theme with zodiac icons on gradient circles under starry sky. "August 2025 Horoscopes" and "www.asheycakes.com" text.

August 2025 Horoscopes!

Your August 2025 monthly horoscopes from a sociologist are here!

Aug 1, 20254 min read

June 2025 Horoscopes text on starry background with 12 zodiac symbol circles. Website: www.asheycakes.com. Mystical and celestial mood.

June 2025 Horoscopes text on starry background with 12 zodiac symbol circles. Website: www.asheycakes.com. Mystical and celestial mood.

June 2025 Horoscopes: Funny Edition

Your June 2025 Horoscopes From A sociologist

Jun 1, 20254 min read

"May 2025 Horoscopes" with zodiac symbols on pink circles over a starry night sky. Text: www.asheycakes.com. Mysterious mood.

"May 2025 Horoscopes" with zodiac symbols on pink circles over a starry night sky. Text: www.asheycakes.com. Mysterious mood.

May 2025 Horoscopes From A Sociologist

Your May 2025 Horoscopes From A Sociologist!

May 1, 20255 min read

Twelve zodiac symbols on glowing circles over a starry night sky. Text: April 2025 Horoscopes, www.asheycakes.com.

Twelve zodiac symbols on glowing circles over a starry night sky. Text: April 2025 Horoscopes, www.asheycakes.com.

April 2025 Horoscopes From a Social Scientist

Welcome to your April 2025 horoscopes from a social scientist (silly edition)

Apr 1, 20253 min read

Unlocking Your February 2025 Destiny: A Hilariously Insightful Horoscope for Every Astrological Sign!

Unlocking Your February 2025 Destiny: A Hilariously Insightful Horoscope for Every Astrological Sign!

Unlocking Your February 2025 Destiny: A Hilariously Insightful Horoscope for Every Astrological Sign!

Your February 2025 Horoscopes from a Social Scientist - and a bit of love and humour sprinkled in

Feb 1, 20256 min read

January 2025 Horoscopes: Sociological Satire Edition

January 2025 Horoscopes: Sociological Satire Edition

January 2025 Horoscopes: Sociological Satire Edition

This is your January 2025 horoscopes (a sociological satire edition)

Jan 1, 20255 min read

What Does December 2024 Have in Store for Your Zodiac Sign? Get Ready to Laugh, Learn, and Embrace the Magic!

What Does December 2024 Have in Store for Your Zodiac Sign? Get Ready to Laugh, Learn, and Embrace the Magic!

What Does December 2024 Have in Store for Your Zodiac Sign? Get Ready to Laugh, Learn, and Embrace the Magic!

Your December 2024 Horoscopes are here!

Dec 1, 20246 min read

Unlock the Cosmic Secrets: Your November 2024 Horoscopes from a Social Scientist

Unlock the Cosmic Secrets: Your November 2024 Horoscopes from a Social Scientist

Unlock the Cosmic Secrets: Your November 2024 Horoscopes from a Social Scientist

Welcome to your November 2024 horoscopes from a social scientist

Nov 1, 20247 min read

Your October 2024 Horoscopes (From a Sociologist)

Your October 2024 Horoscopes (From a Sociologist)

Your October 2024 Horoscopes (From a Sociologist)

This is your October 2024 Horoscopes (from a Sociologist)

Oct 1, 20244 min read

Your July 2024 Horoscopes (from a Sociologist)

Your July 2024 Horoscopes (from a Sociologist)

Your July 2024 Horoscopes (from a Sociologist)

Your July 2024 horoscopes from a sociologist

Jul 1, 20243 min read

Your June 2024 Horoscope (from a Social Scientist)

Your June 2024 Horoscope (from a Social Scientist)

Your June 2024 Horoscope (from a Social Scientist)

Your June 2024 horoscopes from a social scientist (on asheycakes.com)

Jun 1, 20243 min read

Day 90 of "Figuring it Out" - Your Wednesday Horoscope!

Day 90 of "Figuring it Out" - Your Wednesday Horoscope!

Day 90 of "Figuring it Out" - Your Wednesday Horoscope!

Your Wednesday Horoscope because why not?

Dec 13, 20234 min read

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